Steve The Inner Fat Kid

cmdrlexas:

so i went to the bathroom at chili’s and it was super air conditioned in there. i was by myself and i said ‘wow it’s really cold in here’ and then followed it up with ‘one might even say it’s….chilly’

and i realized this is it. this is why im single. i make puns to myself in an empty bathroom.

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stockhlmsyndrome:

i can’t believe 241 years ago paul revere road on his horse saying the british were coming to try to warn us about one direction

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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zackisontumblr:

Shout out to all bugs that stay away from me, you rock keep doing what you’re doing

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phobias:

i wish the light from my laptop screen could give me a tan

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nesanice:

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reckbliss:

noctemmecum:

Girls who walk around during the summer in unbuttoned flannels with only bikini tops underneath and snapbacks make me wanna sin.

in… what way though ……

A lesbian way.

Holy fuck yes

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